mushrooms in all shapes and forms

Mushroom season is open! Yummy! I love mushrooms, in all shapes and forms.

We were about fifteen mushroom lovers who only get together to pick mushrooms, without any other friendly gatherings!
For this last outing of the season, our splendid instructor was accompanied by her cousin, who was supposed to pick up the stray ones... I usually do LOL. He was big and bald; I closed my mouth so as not to drool...
At the end of the guided tour, the 'master' asked us to spread out and try to find some rare species. I didn't feel like it; I was sweating after the two-hour hike, albeit slowly. We were four hanging around; a couple, me and our burly 'shepherd'. The couple headed into the depths of the wood but I took the path leading to the gathering clearing... yes! alongside the shepherd with whom I was hoping for 'shepherd's hour' (a fuck date).
"I'll help you share the harvest, but I want the biggest share," I said, furtively scanning his muscular body. He looked at me with a broad smile. I didn't know if he'd read my lustful thoughts about him but to make him understand I bent down, as if picking a flower, exposing my big sex-agenarian buttocks. Had he noticed my purple shorts sticking out of my joggers... We'll see.
15 piles of mushrooms were waiting on the tree trunk that served as a table; a slice for everyone, but I also wanted the second slice... on fresh flesh.
Almost everyone had started the aperitif under the dying lights of the forest. And I took advantage of the moment of farewell to invite the couple of cousins to a 'mushroom' dinner at my place. She politely refused, he nodded and took a last sip of his beer.
That's when he held out his hand to me: "Berki!"... I grabbed that strong but soft hand, imagining it on my buttocks... My arse-hole was already contracting with greed. My 'octopus' was desperate to swallow a mushroom today. Good sign, he squeezed my hand and stroked the top with his thumb. There was no point in letting the heat die down. I still didn't know what was going through his mind but mine was clear: I wanted to fuck this guy...