Interview with Emma Stone

While I was in New York City, I discovered that the new Spider-Man film was being shot just a few blocks away from where I was staying. I was very excited for the new film, so I decided to head around to the set and have a look around.

So I was snooping around the city when I decided to grab a coffee. While waiting in line, none other than the film's star, Emma Stone, got into line behind me! I was babbling in no time; simply rambling on about how great the movie would be and so on. She was very nice, smiling and nodding and even laughing. Then, she was even nice enough to pay for my coffee! I was overcome with glee and couldn't thank her enough.

I went to walk away, but I shyly returned to timidly ask if she would mind giving me a little interview, because I was interested in journalism. She was all for it and gave me the address of the hotel she was staying at and her phone number.

That night, I was sitting alone in my dimly lit room, the main source of light being my glowing laptop screen, lazily rubbing my penis and clicking on random porn videos across the web, when my phone rang. I almost fell out of my chair as I rushed to answer it. I hit the loudspeaker button and awkwardly fumbled around with my jeans, trying to pull them back up.

“Hey, it's me, Emma Stone! I was just wondering if it would suit you to do that interview with me tomorrow, at around say, 3 o clock?” I decided to hell with the jeans and let them fall to my ankles, my cock awkwardly flapping around as I picked up my phone. “Yeah, sure, that's perfect! See you then!” “OK, great!” Emma warmly wished me farewell and hung up the phone. I sighed and plopped down onto my bed, tired and worn out. I began to gently stroke my dick again, groaning as I stood up to grab tissues from the window sill. I walked over and grabbed two; leaning on the ledge as I wrapped them around my penis and lazily rubbed on it for a few minutes before cumming into it. I wiped my shaft down and walked into the bathroom, chucking it into the toilet before stopping to have a piss. I then returned to my bed, lay down, and fell asl**p.