Booty and the Blue Pill

This is my account of the first time I took a Viagra. At 40 years old I have thankfully never had to go that route but you know curiosity killed the cat. Or in this case opened up my ass!

After telling the guys at work how I planned on staying in while my wife was out of town visiting her sister, Mike, the resident office whore monger suggested that I try one of his blue pills. I jokingly took the pill and put it in my pocket with no intentions of taking it.

However, later that night I found myself pulling out a stack of porn DVD's and some good lube and settled in front of my TV for an extended night of Viagra induced jacking off!!!

I popped in the pill and stripped down to my birthday suit, pushed the play button on the DVD player when the phone rang.

The company needed me to cover an event at the Hippo Club in downtown Baltimore. I hurriedly showered and dressed and grabbed my camera equipment and headed out the door.

I did not know much about the Hippo Club but it was apparent that it was a gay club as I showed my press pass and entered. After 10 minutes or so I found out that the event was a drag show set up to raise money for aids awareness. I took my place at the foot of the stage and began to photograph the 12 or so entertainers that graced the platform that night. After an hour or so, several people, gay men and guys in drag started to come up to me and make small talk. I chalked it up to me being a new face in the crowd. Shortly after that the comments being whispered in my ear became more sexual in nature. A 6’5” black crossdresser leaned over to me and said he/she wanted to fuck me as bad as I wanted it. I was totally confused. Why did she think I wanted it?

During an announcement that the upcoming entertainer was the last one before the intermission, the host remarked that she hoped that everyone was enjoying the show as much as the photographer was. I was really confused now. Then I noticed that I had been standing directly in front of one of the stage flood lights and it was casting a shadow of me on the back stage wall. My shadow had a raging hard on. I looked down and sure enough I was pushing my pants into a tent like formation.