BANGING AROUND BANGKOK

Safari Bar is known for its young, slender girls with firm, round breasts, hair down to their asses and miles of smiles. Unlike most other Patpong bars Safari plays Rock and Roll, not Pop or Disco. The crowd is always in a party mood and the girls make sure everyone leaves happy. The perfect spot for those with lust in their hearts and a tendency to over indulge in all that Patpong nightlife has to offer.

Noi came over to Sai and wished her a Happy Birthday, they were best of friends. I could see that Sai had been anticipating Noi’s arrival and that the party was only now officially under way. The waitress mixed us each a Chivas and Coke and I ordered three Jaegermiester for an opening toast to Sai.

Sai asked Noi what she had gotten her for her birthday and Noi mysteriously told her that she would have to wait until later and we were all in a more private place. Sai squealed with delight knowing that whatever Noi had planned, it would be spectacular and memorable.

After a few hours of Safari shenanigans the mood shifted and we decided to get a bite to eat on our way to our mystery birthday stop. We said goodbye to the others and made our way back onto the street. It was close to 2:000 AM and the go-go bars were beginning to empty out and the street was filling up with punters and dancing girls who had not managed to find customers for short time sex. We went to our favorite gwiteow noodle stand and ordered three steaming, fragrant bowls of soup, the perfect pick-me-up and regenerative tonic for a trio of drunks. Sai began to question Noi about her promise of a special gift and Noi could only smile and tease her. “Jai yen yen.” Noi said. “Be patient.” Noi is known for her twisted libido and Sai was wetting herself trying to imagine what it would be this time.
Finishing our early morning snack, and hailing a taxi, Sai and I jumped in the back and Noi rode up front with the driver. She wouldn’t speak loud enough for the two of us in the back to hear and this only caused our anticipation to rise to another level.